Dont Ever Go Near My Wife or Daughters Again Vice
Starring: Christian Bale, Amy Adams, Steve Carell, Sam Rockwell, Alison Pill, Jesse Plemons, Bill Pullman, Lily Rabe, Stefania LaVie Owen, Adam Bartley, LisaGay Hamilton, Tyler Perry, Shea Whigham, Kirk Bovill, Jillian Armenante, Pecker Camp, Justin Kirk, Eddie Marsan
OUR RATING: ★★★½
Story:
Bio-dramedy written and directed past Adam McKay. The story centers on Dick Cheney (Christian Bale), the most powerful Vice President in history, and how his policies changed the globe equally we know it. The story explores how a bureaucratic Washington insider quietly became the most powerful human in the world every bit Vice-President to George Due west. Bush-league (Sam Rockwell), reshaping the country and the globe in ways that nosotros nonetheless feel today.
Our Favorite Quotes:
'Beware the quiet man. For while others speak, he watches. And while others human activity, he plans. And when they finally residuum... he strikes.' - ANONYMOUS (Vice) Click To Tweet 'If y'all accept ability, people volition always try to accept it from you lot. Always.' Lynne Cheney (Vice) Click To Tweet
Best Quotes (Total Quotes: 18)
[referring to Cheney and other White Business firm officials and staff responding to the 9/11 attacks]
Kurt: [voice over] Past all accounts of what people saw in that room on that terrible day, there was confusion, fear, doubt, only Dick Cheney saw something else that no one else did, he saw an opportunity. As the world becomes more and more confusing, we tend to focus on the things that are right there in forepart of us, while ignoring the massive forces that actually change and shape our lives. With people working longer and longer hours, for less and less, when we exercise have free time, the terminal thing nosotros desire is complicated analysis of our government, lobbying, international trade agreements, and tax bills. So it's no surprise that when a monotone bureaucratic Vice President came to power, we hardly noticed equally he achieved a position of authority that very few leaders in the history of America always have, forever changing the course of history for millions and millions of lives. And he did information technology like a ghost, with well-nigh people having no idea who he is, or where he came from. How does a man go along to go who he is?
[after a young Cheney is stopped by a traffic cop for driving while intoxicated]
Lynne Cheney: Two times. Two times I have to drag you out of that jail like a filthy hobo!
Dick Cheney: I'm sorry, Lynne.
Lynne Cheney: What? What did you just say?
Dick Cheney: I'1000 sorry, Lynnie.
Lynne Cheney: You're pitiful? Don't call me Lynnie! You're sorry. Once is "I'thou sad". Ii times makes me call back that I picked the wrong man. You already got your donkey thrown out of Yale for drinking and fighting, and at present you're just going to be a lush that hangs powerlines for the state. Are you going to live in a trailer
and we're going to have 10 kids? Is that plan?
Dick Cheney: Let'southward hash out this later, please.
Lynne Cheney: No, we're going to discuss this right now while you aroma like vomit and inexpensive booze.
Edna Vincent: Does Dick desire some java?
Lynne Cheney: What? Mom, get out! Get out! "Does Dick want some java?" Jesus Christ!
[her mom leaves]
Lynne Cheney: Okay, here'due south my programme. Right. Either you stand upward straight, and y'all get your back directly, and y'all have the courage to become someone, or I'm gone. I know a dozen guys and a few professors at schoolhouse who would appointment me.
Dick Cheney: I love you, Lynne.
Lynne Cheney: Then prove it! Evidence information technology! I can't become to a large Ivy League school, and I can't run a company, or be mayor. That's just the manner the globe is for a girl. I demand you. And correct now you are a big fat pissed soaked
ze-ro!
Lynne Cheney: I've seen my mom waiting upwardly all dark for my father to get home, and I've seen my father drunk in this firm and raising his voice, and way worse, and I am non dancing that trip the light fantastic toe anymore. I'm not!
[we see flashback of Lynne's begetter shouting at her mom]
Lynne Cheney: I'one thousand not. And then, tin can y'all change? Can you change, or am I wasting my goddamn fourth dimension?
Dick Cheney: I won't ever disappoint you again, Lynne.
[written quote on the screen]
"Beware the quiet homo. For while others speak, he watches. And while others act, he plans. And when they finally balance… he strikes." – Bearding
[equally he'southward watching Nixon give his speech on Tv]
Dick Cheney: Nixon forgot about the vocalisation activated recorders. He got sloppy.
Immature Liz Cheney: Is the President existence punished?
Lynne Cheney: No, no. The President has lot of enemies.
[Cheney makes telephone call]
Dick Cheney: Brussels, delight..
Lynne Cheney: You need to call back, Lizzy, that if you accept ability, people will e'er effort to take it from you lot. Always.
Young Liz Cheney: Yep, ma'am.
Lynne Cheney: Call back that.
[as they are walking, suddenly Cheney drops to his knees and falls to the ground]
Scooter Libby: Can you exhale?
Dick Cheney: I'm having a heart attack, you lot idiot.
[referring to Cheney]
Kurt: [vocalism over] How many steps ahead was he looking? How did he feel almost the opportunity that was in front end of him? There are sure moments, so delicate, like a teacup and saucer, stacked on a teacup and saucer, on a teacup and saucer. And on and on. That this moment could fall in whatever direction and change everything. Sadly, there is no existent way to know exactly what was going on inside the Cheneys at this history changing moment. We can't just snap into a Shakespearean Soliloquy that dramatizes every feeling and motivation. That's just not the mode the earth works.
[nosotros see Cheney and Lynne speaking Shakespearean]
Lynne Cheney: My sweet Richard. Dance'd nimbly round the King'due south hearth thou hath. Even whilst clamored I for more, more than! Parched maw craned towards the drip, drip of imagined waters. Simply I say to you now, rest, retire. 1000 hast honored thy vows to wife and crown.
Dick Cheney: Has blindness usurped vision in you, my married woman? No mere treaty is our matrimony. Thou shared thy torch's flame with mine revealing halls and spires of long faded empires. And now I may hold aloft mine ain fiery credit to make flesh our bond of power.
Lynne Cheney: Dare I? Dare I permit hope's summit place gathered bramble upon my heart for future's nest? Many winters by hath I let this promise die, cruel winds silencing tiny birds needy cries. Now that information technology hath arrived I say yea, yea!
Dick Cheney: Yea.
Lynne Cheney: Mine own blood and will are yours, til pierced be the last soldier's breast plate, spilling along its reddish jellied treasures!
George W. Bush: So, nosotros going to do this affair or what? I mean, is this happening?
Dick Cheney: No. I accept establish some very interesting candidates. If nosotros could schedule a three hr window to go through …
George W. Bush: No, I meant you. I desire you lot to exist my VP. You're the solution to my problem.
Dick Cheney: No. I'm a CEO of a large company. I have been Secretarial assistant of Defense. I have been the Main of Staff. Uh, the Vice Presidency is more often than not a, um, a symbolic job.
George W. Bush-league: Right, right. I can encounter how that wouldn't be, uh, enticing to you.
Dick Cheney: However, the Vice Presidency is also defined by the President, and if we were to come to a, uh, dissimilar agreement…
George Westward. Bush: Uh-huh. Go along. I'grand listening.
Dick Cheney: I sense that, uh, you're a kinetic leader. You make decisions based on instinct.
George Due west. Bush: I am. People accept said that.
Dick Cheney: Aye, yep. Very different, very different from, uh, from your father in that regard. At present, maybe I tin handle some of the more than mundane jobs, overseeing hierarchy, managing military, uh, energy, uh, strange policy.
[they look at each other for a moment]
George W. Bush: That sounds good.
George W. Bush: There won't be the kind of team owner that pulls the starter in the fourth inning.
Dick Cheney: Hm.
George W. Bush: That's the manager's task.
Dick Cheney: One more matter. My daughter Mary…
George West. Bush: Right. Rove told me she likes girls.
Dick Cheney: Now, I know you lot have to run against gay wedlock in the south, mid-west, and it is my daughter, and that line is drawn concrete.
George Westward. Bush-league: Don't you lot say another word. And so long as you don't mind us pushing that messaging, we're okay with you lot sitting that one out. I think information technology'south of import for all the, all the Marys in the earth, you lot know? No problemo. We got a bargain?
Dick Cheney: Then I believe this tin can work.
George W. Bush-league: [chuckles] Hot damn!
Donald Rumsfeld: What about Bush's friends? Ridge, Pataki, Thompson? I haven't heard their names.
Dick Cheney: No, they were not offered jobs in this administration at this time.
Donald Rumsfeld: "Not offered jobs at this time?" Are y'all even more ruthless than y'all used to be there, Dick? You're just non getting laid.
[we meet Kurt at his home watching the news as he narrates to us]
Kurt: So with ane of the biggest media and political machines ever created behind him Cheney was able to squash action on Global Warming, cut taxes for the super rich, and got regulations for massive corporations.
Kurt: [vocalism over] And so while Powell, the CIA and their international coalition toppled the Taliban and took Afghanistan in a matter of weeks, Cheney institute something much more powerful, than missiles, or jet planes.
Dick Cheney: [to Bush] You are the president. War is yours. Not the UN, not some coalition. Exercise non share powers that are yours lonely.
[we see Kurt jogging as he's narrating to us]
Kurt: So, Dick Cheney told his family that he was gear up to die, and that he wasn't agape. He told them he had lived a full life. And he had zero regrets…
[suddenly he is hitting past a car and killed, then we see his heart being transplanted into Cheney]
[we come across Kurt, lying on a morgue slab every bit he narrates to us]
Kurt: They say my heart could give him another x years. Cheney doesn't similar to refer to it as someone else'southward heart. He likes to refer to information technology as his new eye. Which, fifty-fifty though I'1000 expressionless, I have to say, information technology still makes me experience pretty shitty. And and then, when Liz decided to run for one of Wyoming'south two senate seats confronting Republican incumbent Mike Enzi, our Dick was right in that location to hopefully see the Cheney legacy of ability continue.
[terminal lines; before credits]
Reporter: Two-thirds of Americans say the Republic of iraq war is not worth fighting, and their looking at the value gained versus the cost of American lives, and Iraqi lives.
Dick Cheney: And so?
Reporter: So, don't yous intendance what the American People think?
Dick Cheney: No. I call up you cannot be diddled off class.
[Cheney looks into the photographic camera, breaking the fourth-wall]
Dick Cheney: I tin can feel your recriminations and your judgment, and I am fine with that. You desire to be loved, get exist a pic star. The world is as you observe information technology. You got to bargain with that reality, and at that place are monsters in this world. We saw three thousand innocent people burned to expiry by those monsters. And yet, you object, when I refuse to kiss those monsters on the cheek and say, "Pretty please." You reply me this, what terrorist attack would you have allow go frontward so you wouldn't seem like a mean and nasty fella? I volition non apologize for keeping your families safety. And I will non repent for doing what needed to be washed so that your loved ones tin sleep peacefully at night. Information technology has been my honor to exist your servant. You chose me, and I did what you lot asked.
Full Quotes: eighteen
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